Most members of the small community of dinosaur scientists (terrible lizard scientists) now agree on what caused the mass extinction at the end of the cantankerous period, adopting a "consensus", which recently became available from climate scientists."The impact was so powerful," consensual scientists exclaimed, "It had a major impact." On the environment, "It would have caused forests for thousands of miles to burn. And itch." A variety of disciplines were used to find agreement, including long chains, precise rulers and canings.
Indeed, if the same cataclysm were repeated with humans today, the predicted outcome would also be the same: Predictably, cataclysmic. The latest thinking is that humans are much more intelligent than once believed. As a next step, according to freely available hacked emails, they will begin studying what the outcome would be if the same thing happened to grasshoppers or spiders.
While the majority of the scientific community believe that a consensus caused the extinction, not everybody agrees, "There are always a few outliers." Some of these out and outliers believe in the opposite scenario. Others lie somewhere in-between.
The small team emphasized that Americans have to act now because the lessons of history are clear: A consensus allows legislation to move forward faster than any global event. Especially important in today's world of increasingly competitive disaster scenarios. "There used to be one scare at a time. Now there's even talk of several global disasterists forming coalitions, or simultaneous multisasters to appeal to a larger audience." As of this writing, we had yet to see the list of demands from the dinosaur scientists.
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